Friday 28 November 2008

Credit Crunch Rudegirl/Allow it I need a job!


Im gonna be honest. Im not entirely one hundred percent sure of what the credit crunch is, but i know its not a good thing (well i dont think is anyway hmmm). Earlier this year (july), i left school deciding that I didn't want to go to colledge or sixth form, and that i would get a job, make a shitload of cash working in some shop, rent out a studio appartment in the richest part of notting hill and be finacially (and some what mentally) stable by christmas. Alas, My plans have not completely, if at all, come into action as yet. At first i thought that maybe i wasnt getting employed because i was over qualified or too good for the job which threatened the employers. I have now realised that's quite hard when your a scruffy 16 year old youth with two GCSE's (my bad). So up until lately i have literally been completely stumped over why im not making that "shitload of cash working in some shop". But then i was unexspectedly struck with the real reason, courtesy of the programme we all dread appearing in front of our eyes when we turn the tv on. BBC NEWS! Not even ITV news with its bright coloured backgrounds and relatively atractive news readers with their insane massive smiles. BBC news informed me of the 'Credit Crunch', some kind of fuckup in the money loaning department of worldwide banks. As a side effect of this catastrophe (that btw would not of occured if borris johnson was prime minister), bare people all over England are losing their jobs and finding it hard to get re-employed. After recieving this information i now realise why these shops ive been applying for havent employed me. It's all because of the 'CREDIT CRUNCH'! I now see everything oh so clearly. No matter how much those people wanted to employ me for my endless amount of skills ,(No joke you could probs go to asda but one item and fit all my skills onto one side of the reciept), they couldnt physically do it. Some people would say that i need to try harder to get a job and that im being lazy into how i go about trying, but to them i say three words that over time i've grown to hate and love at the same time, 'CREDIT CRUNCH RUDEGIRL'.

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